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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

wait pluto is smaller than Russia??? wtf

toddlerdavy said: I'm your little friend too, young man :)

Indeed you are! A good one, too. :)

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

familiaralien:

remember-pants-terezi:

AnalThrasher69 is a good person

This is literally my favourite youtube comment string of all time.

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

I love you, magikarp.

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

I love you, magikarp.

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

i want one

thistimewhereareyouhouston:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

This is culturally and historically important, so I can reblog this without feeling childish. (Look, flying dicks!!)

i want one

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

no my man. remember the bird flu? my mom wouldn’t let me touch anything bird related for like a year. crazy shit

preachpixar:

mi-stakes:

cyberstalked:

tropicalist:

blissfull—serenity:

stay-calm-andbreathe:

socal-kid:

cru-el:

anch0rrss:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water
charity: water provides clean and safe drinking water to those who most desperately need it.After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.  
Show you care & Reblog.

<3

guys, reblog this photo! don’t care if it’s not your “type.”

this warms my heart <3

225,274 x 20 = $4,505,480
um

more like 225,274 x .1 = $22,527.4

Umm no you guise suck at math. 225,274 x .10 = $ 22,5 wait umm nevermind i’m wrong.

judging every person that doesn’t reblog this.

^ same

holy shit holy shit REBAGEL

preachpixar:

mi-stakes:

cyberstalked:

tropicalist:

blissfull—serenity:

stay-calm-andbreathe:

socal-kid:

cru-el:

anch0rrss:

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

charity: water provides clean and safe drinking water to those who most desperately need it.

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.  

Show you care & Reblog.

<3

guys, reblog this photo! don’t care if it’s not your “type.”

this warms my heart <3

225,274 x 20 = $4,505,480

um

more like 225,274 x .1 = $22,527.4

Umm no you guise suck at math. 225,274 x .10 = $ 22,5 wait umm nevermind i’m wrong.

judging every person that doesn’t reblog this.

^ same

holy shit holy shit REBAGEL

why the fuck did a straight porn blog featuring solely chubby women just start following me?

*gross weeping* somebody come comfort me and tell me im manly even though I have a tiny willy

SUCH FROWN ON PUFFY PANCAKE TOAD

SUCH FROWN ON PUFFY PANCAKE TOAD

"visitor from mars trippin balls in a state park"

WHOOOO WANTS DICK PICS